Sneezes
Coming home from town with my daughter when she sneezed. "Bless you," she said, and then,"Why do you say 'bless you' when you sneeze? Because really its got nothing to do with shoes."
Out of the mouths of babes.... Here you will find recorded strange and silly things that children have actually said. As witness by me, or my colleagues, teachers of 7 to 11 year olds.